Technology Optimist T-Shirts

'This is great. So far, I've had thirty six virtual donations.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Six Thinking Hats

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Always expect the best

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

To Stock Exchange

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Coronovirus dreams

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Existence 2.0