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'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Virtual Supermodel machine.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

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Six Thinking Hats

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Always expect the best

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

To Stock Exchange

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Write about robots."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."