Technology Optimist Pillows

'This is great. So far, I've had thirty six virtual donations.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Six Thinking Hats

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Always expect the best

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

To Stock Exchange

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

Existence 2.0

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'