Digital Optimist Pillows

"Good news! Sooner you'll get internet connections over here"

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Googler

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Six Thinking Hats

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

To Stock Exchange

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Paperless office.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

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Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Coronovirus dreams

Political Selfie