Technology Skeptic T-Shirts

Electronic records will prolong consultations...

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

"Oh no - what can we do? We haven't got our phones to film it!"

'I don't have voice mail or email. . . I'm not accountable for anything.'

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

"Can't you put it on vibrate?"

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."

Taking Technology and Pollution to the Developing World.

'If the Sat. Nav. system says it's this way, then it must be this way!'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"I could never go wireless."

"Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!"

'No offense, but by the time we're in the job market, won't that stuff be obsolete?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"So, if you want a speedy intuitive answer you ask Miss Tonks in accounts,"

Binge Viewing...

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"I come from a time before technology."

Woman mistakes a camera for a gun

Protection from technology

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

No blockchain questions

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

Does anyone understand the concept of speaking discreetly on a phone?

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.

"Grandma's pretty old. Will she be able to read something not written in cursive?"

ABX Corp: working to make you feel warm and fuzzy about very questionable technology for over 25 years.

'I hate technology!'

"I just found an app that does not let you feel bad for those exploited working for Apple in China and Indonesia!"