Technology Skeptic Prints

Electronic records will prolong consultations...

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

'I don't have voice mail or email. . . I'm not accountable for anything.'

"Oh no - what can we do? We haven't got our phones to film it!"

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."

"Can't you put it on vibrate?"

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

Taking Technology and Pollution to the Developing World.

'If the Sat. Nav. system says it's this way, then it must be this way!'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"I could never go wireless."

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

"I come from a time before technology."

"Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Binge Viewing...

"So, if you want a speedy intuitive answer you ask Miss Tonks in accounts,"

'No offense, but by the time we're in the job market, won't that stuff be obsolete?'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Woman mistakes a camera for a gun

No blockchain questions

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

Bank with a 'self serve' counter.

'I hate technology!'

ABX Corp: working to make you feel warm and fuzzy about very questionable technology for over 25 years.

Protection from technology

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

Does anyone understand the concept of speaking discreetly on a phone?

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

"Grandma's pretty old. Will she be able to read something not written in cursive?"

"Stupid GPS."