Technology Luddites T-Shirts

"I bought something off the Internet, but I can't find it in my computer. Online shopping is overrated."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Domestic Spying Drones

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Pensioners and Phones

"Dad, can you read?"

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

"I miss expense accounts."

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

'Let a computer answer it.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"Apparently, you didn't learn your lesson when you tried cleaning your phone screen like that."