Technology And Crime Observer Gifts

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Would you relax? They never look up."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Before the riots/after the riots

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Cyber Terrorism

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Call Your Mother- $2.00

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

"Riley doesn't bark. He tweets."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"We know you're in there, Morgan. Open up, so we can discuss the conflict between the social factors of the mainstream and of your subculture that led to your following this negativistic path."

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

'You're trying too hard. That just scares them off.'

'Good morning, Madam! You have been specially selected by computer to be burgled.'

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

"Who's the new guy?"

Vice President for Obsolescence

This is a watching neighbours area.