Technological Bibliophile Pillows

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

George Orwell

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Nevermore."

Cook in the cookery section.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Spoiler alert...Z."