Gadget-loving Bibliophile Pillows

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Mac OS 20

Screen Time vs Book Time

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Catalogue of little books.

Monster Self-Help

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Welcome back students.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Works in Progress

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

Man reading a tablet in library.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"I agree, but corporate thinks it'll work."

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Have the author sign your kindle...

'He's in the library.'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'