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"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Filling the Missile Gap

Fur Baby

School trip little porters.

High speed cinder block

Future Tents

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'