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"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

High speed cinder block

Filling the Missile Gap

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

School trip little porters.

Fur Baby

Future Tents

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Never marry an engineer."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

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