Techno-renegade Pillows

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Rock Climber

"OK, ready to go again?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A holiday at home

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Ready for a run!

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Organized chaos.

Music Freak.

The Bland Leading the Bland

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Exams

Problem solving centre.

DIY store.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Complaints (just kidding).