Techno-charitable Gifts

Man donating to charity box with contactless card

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Alms Bank

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Me and my money are soon parted

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Lemonade without borders.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.