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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cellphone Islands

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Bryan Ferry

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."