Technical Snafu Slayer Gifts

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

End of world nigh!!!

Woman finds something in her soup.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Why god isn't listening...

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'Your kinect is broken.'

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"

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'Your Dell went to hell.'

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'