Technical Education Gifts

"We've canceled so many technical programs. . . local business and industry is begging for trained people!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Ascent of Machine.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Robot Jogger

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Fact amnesty"

S.S.dot.com

'Early Laptops.'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'