Technical Education Gifts

"We've canceled so many technical programs. . . local business and industry is begging for trained people!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Ascent of Machine.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Second lifeReal life.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Early Laptops.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

I've always been slower than computers...

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

S.S.dot.com

"Fact amnesty"