Techie With Faith Mugs

Why god isn't listening...

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

God's Phone

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Boy at Computer.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Orchestra playing to working man.

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Jesus Saves

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'Click on the icon.'

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."