Faithful Techie Mugs

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Textin’"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

God's Phone

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Boy at Computer.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Why god isn't listening...

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Power and the Glory tools

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

Orchestra playing to working man.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.