Faith In Tech Mugs

'All the rest can scroll to Leviticus on your Bible software...'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

God's Phone

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Why god isn't listening...

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Jesus Saves

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

Guru Needs Tech Support

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

Prpr 2 Skype thy Mkr.

'Click on the icon.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

''Unfriended' sounds so much more gentle than 'excomummunicated' does.'

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

"So, does God always call people to the ministry or can he text too?"

You look terrible. What happened. I didn't sleep a wink. I quit multitasking. Not I'm jittery. I'm bored. I've got all this restless energy. I stayed up all night sweaty, twitching, hallucinating about emailing from my cellphone while driving. A tech addict withdraws. Hook the Xbox into my veins, man!

Priest prays to phone.