Tech In Worship Mugs

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

Why god isn't listening...

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'New Charismatic'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"

'All the rest can scroll to Leviticus on your Bible software...'

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

"If you'll mute your phones, I'll mute mine."

"Great news pastor, we can just use the WiFi from the bar across the street."

Usher about usher with metal detector: 'He's checking for cell phones.'

"Dear Lord Elon, thank you for our daily tweet."

"Things have been pretty quiet around here since the parishioners began texting in their confessions."