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Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Where steel wool comes from.

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Ringing horn

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

A blue dog wearing headphones

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Lionesses angry at lion as his mobile phone has gone off while stalking gazelle

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen