Techie With A Medieval Twist Mugs

Ye Olde Royal Walkman

The Anti-Agent

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Christmas pudcast"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Drone Aerodrome

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"