Techie With A Medieval Twist T-Shirts

Ye Olde Royal Walkman

The Anti-Agent

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Christmas pudcast"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Drone Aerodrome

'I've given the computer artificial intelligence and it can think.' - 'I think you're probably a fine scientist but, as a person, you're a jerk!'