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"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Why god isn't listening...