Techie Rodent T-Shirts

Check out my new mobile phone! It's amazing how small they've become: They're so practical now!

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Hazards of mouse painting

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

A dog and a robot dog

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Hamster.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'