Techie Rodent T-Shirts

Check out my new mobile phone! It's amazing how small they've become: They're so practical now!

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

A dog and a robot dog

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster IV

Hamster.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'