Techie Pal T-Shirts

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

S.S.dot.com

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Fact amnesty"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

The Plasmas.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

One-man band - One-man office

"You are found guilty of privacy, aggravated privacy and the exercise of privacy with intent to conceal."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

"Madonno and Child"

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'