Techie Pal Mugs

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

S.S.dot.com

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Fact amnesty"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

The Plasmas.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

One-man band - One-man office

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"You are found guilty of privacy, aggravated privacy and the exercise of privacy with intent to conceal."

Huawei Five-O

Google signwriter.

Home for the Holidays

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

Recycling bin for iPads.

"Madonno and Child"

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?'