Techie In Uniform Pillows

"When I signed up for Basic Training, I thought it was a computer class."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"A watched file never loads..."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

Social media messages

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Robot with a sense of humour.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

'Young man, I don't like the look of that emoticon on your face!'

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."