Techie In Uniform Pillows

"When I signed up for Basic Training, I thought it was a computer class."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"A watched file never loads..."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Snake with headphones.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Social media messages

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Robot with a sense of humour.

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."