Computer Whiz In A Suit Pillows

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Input From The Front Office

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"What's that you're reading?"

I've always been slower than computers...

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.