Philosopher In A Business Suit Pillows

'Ms. Dunn, check with legal. Why exactly must we obey the rules?'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Ban on Free Speech

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What's normal?

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

God Sneezes Out Creation