Philosopher In Cubicle Clothing Pillows

"It's not what I expected."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Ban on Free Speech

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Voltaire

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

What's normal?

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'The Questioner'