Techie Driver Pillows

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Team Leader

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Exit Next Left

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)