Techie Deal-hunters Gifts

'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I'm off to the sales!"

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Man bids at Internet auction site

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."