Tech Wary Duo Gifts

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Internet baby adoption.

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'you know, if you followed my tweets you'd know what we're having for dinner.'

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.