Tech Tweak Lovers Gifts

"Even though he knows it's a robocall, he can't resist answering his phone. We are weaning him off his answering urge."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Haircuts

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

The Selfie

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Technological Dependence.