Tech-troubled Senior Gifts

Grandma's remote explained

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Facelift Book.

Silver Surfer.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"No, not that button!"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Grandad Prodigy

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

The Hybrid