Tech-troubled Senior Gifts

Grandma's remote explained

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

The Hybrid

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."