Tech Tattle-tale Gifts

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'The stuka brought you.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

End of world nigh!!!

Caveman wheel repairers.

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

The copier is making a whining noise.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"

A businessman suffering from data overload.

Internet crap.

Canadian Visa Application

"Your computer crashed? Speaking of crashes..."

Computer in the Stone.

"Who instructed Johnson to reboot his computer?"

"Ma! Harvey's using up natural resources again."

'I'm sorry... We seem to be having a problem with our teleprompter.'

"Now I see why they call it a 'cursor'".

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

Me dropping the phone into the toilet is your version of events.

TV repair man being attacked by TV

Tie caught in the Fax

Nethead strip: Kissed frog turns into a PC

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'