Tech Lover's Fairy Tale Gifts

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

Pokemon Get Lost

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'