Tech Lover's Fairy Tale T-Shirts

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"