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"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Puss in cement boots"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

If Disney was a software company

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'