Tech Talk Junkie Prints

"No, the computers are up. We're down."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We don't talk anymore."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Siri, find oxygen."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Moon Lander

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Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

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