Tech Talk Junkie T-Shirts

"No, the computers are up. We're down."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"We don't talk anymore."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Siri, find oxygen."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Moon Lander

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