Tech Junkies Prints

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'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"Apparently he's been lost in the desert for days."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."