Tech Junkies Prints

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"Apparently he's been lost in the desert for days."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."