Tech Startup Explorer Gifts

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The first car accident.

Robotic Man

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Connected to Technology.

Boom

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

' A new idea '

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Assertiveness

Space for Lease.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"