Tech Startup Explorer Pillows

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The first car accident.

Robotic Man

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

Boom

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Your Future Home.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

' A new idea '

Early Programmers.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Assertiveness

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Space for Lease.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'