Tech-savvy Voter Prints

"My opponent hasn't answer one of my emails."

'Hi! -- I'm a pig in a poke, and I'm running for President!'

'Mud!? is that the 'decision 2012' app'.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

The Re-Opening of Schools

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

God's Phone

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Rumours Online

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'Did you click and send the contents of 'Irving' into the world wide web of humiliation?'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Yes, I did say I wanted a TV mounted on the wall. But, I was referring to a new, light flat screen."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Emmanuel Macron

"Find out how Trump doesn't pay any taxes, and see if it can be done on my return."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"In the olden days, these things were used to store your contact details."

Narcissus 2020