Tech-savvy Turkeys Gifts

Gobble.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Right click for yes...

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Soccer kids texting

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Rusk Assessment Form

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Computers affect real life.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Kids today

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'He took his first step!'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'We have to get them out more.'

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"