Tech-savvy Traditonalist T-Shirts

'Does text messaging violate our vow of silence?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Man Reading Laptop.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

God's Phone

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Champagne at the hunt

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

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GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"Christmas pudcast"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'