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'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'

Licensed Therapist

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Say these things, don't think them!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

"First gig in a while?"

Why don't we just talk first before we resort to that.

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"So, you went up the water spout and the rain came down and washed you out. How did you feel about that and what did you do?"

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

'Let's talk about your smoking problem.'

Hang on – I need to take a photo for proof of delivery.

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

'Well - the layman's terminology for your condition is 'nutty as an acorn''

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'The floods, the pestilence, the plagues...don't you think you could find more constructive ways to express your wrath?'

"I'll try to find out what makes you tick, what makes you cuckoo."

"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

"No, Billy, just because I don't have my own website does not mean I'm a quack!"

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

"I don't know what I ever saw in him. I was hoping a fresh set of eyes might see something I missed."

Psychiatrist communicating with his patient through computers.

Sport Psychologist: Today I convinced a guy he was a ferret.

'I like the touch screen, but I miss playing with the mouse.'

Cat sees a mouse attached to a computer on a table and jumps on it.

"We don't go to therapists-we just watch them on TV."