Tech-savvy Therapist Fan Prints

'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'

Licensed Therapist

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Say these things, don't think them!"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"So, you went up the water spout and the rain came down and washed you out. How did you feel about that and what did you do?"

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

'Let's talk about your smoking problem.'

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

'Well - the layman's terminology for your condition is 'nutty as an acorn''

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

"How's the computer analysis going?"

"I'll try to find out what makes you tick, what makes you cuckoo."

"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

"No, Billy, just because I don't have my own website does not mean I'm a quack!"

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

"I don't know what I ever saw in him. I was hoping a fresh set of eyes might see something I missed."

Psychiatrist communicating with his patient through computers.

Sport Psychologist: Today I convinced a guy he was a ferret.

'I like the touch screen, but I miss playing with the mouse.'

Cat sees a mouse attached to a computer on a table and jumps on it.

"We don't go to therapists-we just watch them on TV."